As New York Giants fans we sub-consciously prepare for the worst. Whether it be the drafting of Eli Apple or the trading of Odell Beckham Jr., we are simply versed in the art of mind-blowing decisions.
So, ahead of the 2019 NFL Draft in which nobody really knows what’s going to happen, here’s your emotional breakdown guide.
Step 1: Go to the store and buy your favorite beer – a 12 pack should suffice, because, well, we are Giants fans and something has to go wrong, right? Alcoholism is our best friend on draft night – embrace it.
Step 2: Go to Home Depot and buy plaster and wooden planks, because shit is getting broken tonight fellas. If Daniel Jones’ name is called at either No. 6 or No. 17, my walls will be like the Northern Wall in Game of Thrones, destroyed.
Step 3: Clear out the house of all life forms, as they’re in peril of death or injury if they disturb the peace of draft night.
Step 4: Ensure you have two devices streaming the draft, just in case your WalMart bought wifi cuts out right before the Giants make their pick.
Step 5: Prepare post draft snacks – all that anger and emotion will cause you to be hungry. In fact, buy your favorite snack, it’s the only thing that will console you if the Giants screw this up again.
Step 6: Don’t forget to unlock the door before going to sleep, your significant other/pet will want to re-enter the house after spending several hours outside waiting for your emotions to die down.
There you have it, folks. The 2019 NFL Draft emotional guide. It’s not perfect and should be amended to your preferences. Just remember, we are all in this together, and at the very worst we still have Saquon Barkley to cheer for.
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